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21st-May-2009 11:40 am - Bwoke
My projector broke before the show started. Which was sad and lame. Rejigged the entire show, and it still works, which is something that I did not expect.
Seriously, http://tinyurl.com/c3yayy The first part of Education Day is live. It stars Alexander Rodgers and myself, in a script by Alexander Rodgers, and myself. Huzzah. Many thanks to creative NZ and the NZ Fringe for giving me money for a mic!
11th-Jan-2009 11:50 pm(no subject)
Seriously though, what about the Hannah Montana fandom? Actually, the Hannah Montana fandom is fairly interesting, but that's besides the point. I mean, is she Miley or Hannah? Which is the real tween star?! (Miley.)
11th-Jan-2009 11:13 pm - Family Reunion
So, this is the year of the Paterson family reunion, which as a Sando, I'm obliged to attend. W'ev's. Anyway, part of the fun is getting to know the whanau through introductory games. Oh, did I mention that no one in the extended family knows my partner Tara, who I'm bringing along to meet for the first time? Because of this, it's fallen on me to write the questions for the family to go around and rotely ask her.

These are the ones that my mum has come up with for her and the kids.

Helen - I am studying at university, What am I studying?
Nic - I have been at university. What am I studying?
Christopher - I have been living overseas. Where Have I been living?
Lisa- I enjoy playing two winter sports. What are they?
Stephanie - Two of my siblings are twins -which two?

Of all these, my favourite one is Steph's as it isn't even about her. "You're too dull to have a question about you, so take one about your siblings."  I'm thinking of asking for a rewrite on that. After all, she recently did some amazing work in this youth drama school which she deserves to gloat about. Or, if she wanted to play down her success, we could ask her about Hannah Montanna fandom. Now that would be an interesting subject of conversation.

So, these are what I've come up for Tara. They need work, but will at garner a responce:

Tara: Smells, but like what exactly?
Tara: One time she ate a small marsupial by mistake, guess which one?
Tara: Is it true that your partners mother told everyone in Paraparaumu that you were a stripper? (Ed: supposedly this is true)
Tara: Why do you keep drooling? Are you hungry? You look hungry.
Tara: Guess which New Zealand politician I spied on last year!
Tara: What's for dinner, do you know? Oh sorry, I thought you worked here.
Tara: Are you drunk?
Tara: So, how many weeks along are you?
Tara: Did you know that you have a piece of toilet paper caught in your undies?
Tara: I heard that your boyfriend is gay, why do you date a gay?
Tara: Four years is a long time, why haven't you gotten married yet?
Tara: Is that pudding on her chin?


Yeah, this is going to be the best reunion ever.




I spent today teasing Bex about going to a hen's party. It was awesome.
I then saw the Spirit. It was ridiculous. I'm not sure if it was ridiculous in  a good or bad way, but if you like Frank Millers comix, you'll get a kick out of it. If you like the Frank Miller movies 300 and Sin City,  it may just kill your love for them in the same way that a shit Baz Luhrmann film may kill your love of his earlier work. I liked it, I'm not entirely sure why.
19th-Dec-2008 07:25 pm - Apparantly Stephen Fry is in town.
Of all the random celebs who wander around Wellington I pray that I bump into him.
15th-Dec-2008 09:54 am - whore whore whore
I bought 19 1.5l  bottles of coke last night, because they were a dollar each.

I am the face of black Friday.
9th-Nov-2008 10:21 am - Oh fine, John Key isn't the Smiler.
As much as I'd have liked to have been correct, we all know that The Smiler would have to have to be Evil Obama. Key is more like a smirker or some such. Oh god Roger Douglas.
9th-Nov-2008 12:28 am(no subject)
Damn it. It was the most grand way to resign as a leader that can be effectively be done in our two horse country, but, god. I'm going to miss these last nine years. Also, ROGER DOUGLAS is actually back. The Roger Douglas. I'm sad. Oh god, I hope Key isn't The Smiler. Oh god, Key is the Smiler.

Also; ha ha, John Key's daughter is an emo.
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